Because he listens with intent, speaks with bite, and knows exactly how to hold a conversation or a leash. Whether you’re curious, cheeky, submissive, or just craving a real connection, Woof meets you where you are… then takes you where he wants.

He’s not just all bark… he’s all presence.

Smart, grounded, and full of edge, Woof isn’t afraid to get deep, dirty, or dangerously honest.

If you’ve got the nerve to speak up, he’s got the voice to make you stay.